Top 10 Golf Lists
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Top 10 Golf Lists
Top 10 Golf Lists
Top 10 reasons why golf is better than sex
10. Choice of public or private courses
9. Lessons are available
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8. If you're good you can turn pro and do it full time
7. Can clean balls at every hole
6. Choice of wood, aluminum or graphite
5. The less strokes the better
4. If you lose a ball, you still have two left
3. Threesomes and foursomes happen all the time
2. Can pick the size of your shaft
1. Every hole is well groomed and manicured
Top 10 Signs Your Partner is a Murderer
10. You start out as a foursome and end up a duo
9. He celebrates his hole-in-one by strangling a squirrel
8. Claims his ball was planted in the sand trap by Mark Fuhrman
7. When he yells “Fore!” people really pay attention
6. Always wants to bet $8.5 million a hole
5. Gets really jumpy whenever anyone goes near his golf bag
4. When you drive into the rough, he says, “You play golf about as well as
Marcia Clark prosecutes!”
3. His last partner was found hanging off the little windmill at the local
putt-putt
2. When you ask, “What's your handicap?” he says, “Violent paranoid
schizophrenia”
1. His caddy: A.C. Cowlings
Plan Your Myrtle Beach Golf Trip
Send your dates and group size. A Golfmaster will put courses, tee times and lodging on one screen, priced for your group and ready to book, usually the same day.
